I had to wait until something worthwhile happened...
Being unemployed sucks, but I stay humble because I have a pension and education benefits from the military. I try to spread my "wealth" around since all of it comes from taxpayers. I always tip my girls at the spa because we've become good friends and they always make me feel better.
Some good things about being unemployed are more time for school and I get to spend more than 30 minutes in the gym. I recently asked the gym staff how long I've been a member...almost four months. Wow. That long? I am very pleased with the results. That's hard for me to admit because I'm my own worst critic. One of the girls said I look like a hot gay man. Her friend looked shocked, but she asked, "Have you seen hot gay guys? I wish more straight guys looked gay." It was my turn to be shocked. This girls was maybe 19-20. I assumed she liked guys her own age. "I do, but look at the guys here. They're either too skinny or too fat. None are serious about the gym and half of them smoke cigarettes right after they workout." I also found out there's a "rating" system the gym staff uses for fun. They wouldn't tell me where I was because that was one of the rules the manager put in place to prevent problems. All I got was "don't worry, you're up there." Now I know how thirtysome girls feel when they get carded. Wow... the stuff you learn at the gym...
